Thursday, June 24, 2010

Uncle Plumber

uncle tries to repair the tap... and he ends up destroying the house.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Beijing Girl Will Pay You To Watch World Cup With Her


A girl named KK is looking for a high-quality man to accompany her to the World Cup for an one month period of happiness. She likes football matches but doesn't really understand the game and especially likes the big, handsome players. Here are the specific requirements you must possess:

1. You have to be a guy, a guy who understands football.
2. Your occupation, status, salary don't matter at all.
3. Your age has to be between 20 and 40, if you're too old or too young, she can only bid you "I'm sorry".
4. While you two are together, you have to accompany her to see the football matches and only the matches that she likes. If your preferences are in conflict with hers, then, you must obey her wishes. If she says it's right, then it's right.
5. You must know how to cook, and cook many many delicious things. Also, after eating, it's your responsibility to clean the dishes.
6. You have to be able to drink, and be able to drink a lot.
7. You must be straightforward, so no men from Shanghai.
8. You must be warm.
9. You must enjoy sports.
10. Mostly importantly, you must wash your feet at least two times a day (smelly feet is disgusting).

If you're fortunate enough to be selected, you will be compensated 1000 RMB per day, that's 1000 RMB! If interested, please submit your photo and CV to her personal email,

Lastly, her declaration: South Africa World Cup is the beginning of our romance, the end of the world is our finale.

Thank you everyone! If you're not serious, don't bother. *KISS* She's waiting for you, hurry up!

Noteworthy things:
1000 RMB to 1500 RMB is the average salary of a person in many parts of China.
1000 RMB to 1500 RMB is about $146 to $220 US dollars.
For the Americans who don't know, football means soccer to the rest of the world.