Thursday, February 28, 2008

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

the ultrasound



The argument "if you don't want to be abused, don't dress like that" is similar to "if you don't want to get raped, don't dress for it"- it's a poor excuse and shifts the responsibility of thought and consideration from the person guilty to the subject of abuse. You cannot blame me for dressing appropriately for the weather. You cannot blame any woman and accuse her of INVITING abuse or objectification. As I said, it is the excuse rapists use, "she's asking for it". Think about it.

Had i stood up completely i would have received "oh you're just cutting out your head and showing us your body" comments so I will not accept any comments in reference to that.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Smosh - Boxman's Girlfriend



LYRICS:
There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole

I've never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me I've tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls, I always fail

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend

It's about time that I face my fears
Or I'll regret this for years and years
Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...
Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl

Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this
...You smell that? it smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me?

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend

Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime

What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary
I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
Come on baby, lets go

I'm not gonna let people bring me down
Now that's just something that I won't allow
I taught myself that i should just walk away
But then I always throw boiling water in their face

If there's something that I've learned from all this
It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?

Saturday, February 9, 2008

TERMINUS



After inadvertently offending a strange entity that accosts him on his way to work, a 1970s businessman quickly finds himself in the midst if a bizarre predicament.
What follows is a rapid descent into madness, a journey both eerie and darkly humorous.

The exact nature of the businessman's tormentor is purposefully ambiguous, lending itself to a variety of interpretations.

Is "Terminus" a surreal critique of human alienation in the modern urban environment? or is the protagonist's struggle an internal one, his mysterious stalker a manifestation of his repressed subconscious mind?

Either way, "Terminus"'s innovative visual effects and distinctively vintage atmosphere make it a highly engrossing experience.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics



"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!


English lyrics by BelleFlower15

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!



Chinese translation by sidekick

老媽子之歌

拿拿臨,拿拿臨,同我彈起身
洗個面,刷個牙,要梳好個頭
快換衫快著鞋,仲要我講?
彈起身!即刻摺好被

又唔暈,又唔熱,又會著到咁?
執書包午餐盒要功課帶齊
著外套戴手套掛圍巾戴帽
仲要記得!你要餵貓仔

日日食個早餐,專家話齋呢餐係要好注重
跟手食d 維他命咁你仲好快會大個
要記得今日約o左下晝三點鐘要去驗牙
仲要記得之後要速速去上鋼琴課

要o趙爛,先吞o野
要爽快,巴士等緊你
小心d,睇真o下
你洗乾淨個耳背未?

人還人,情還情,平至o岩聽 
求良朋,毋忘情,要分享好o野 
出o黎行,預o左還,世事會轉彎
要醒d!小心影衰我

執好房,擺好o野,摺好你o的衫
舖好床,做o野啦,唔好懶懶閒
你間房,似個竇,咪扮聾耳陳
再唔聽,我就會炳你!

電話傾好就要收線
咪坐暖凳,閂機啦,你msn到黐筋
冇得上網直至凌晨
你試o下 部ipod 就俾我沒收喇

你要去hea去玩去邊又諗住幾點先返歸呀?
要道謝,唔該,SA冧
禮多人不怪係有效o架

你第日會多謝我當你變o左一個麻甩佬
變做人老公再又生o左一竇細路
你會道謝我似嫦娥我日哦兼夜又哦
但呢一刻,我希望 你咪再咁樣啤住我

我要你,吔o野時,要合埋口
就算你,不喜歡,要俾面咬啖
揸好叉,坐好d,咪打思噎
我夾乜 你都要食o左佢

拎個A,醒目d,咪再懶醒
準備好,出發啦,我數三聲喇
搵份工,搵到錢,攞個PHD
仲要攞

點講都好
你仲係我o既直至你三張幾
規規矩矩做事快趣老老實實就冇衰

如果 你班friend 走去跳海,你跳埋去?
我一早講o左 九千幾次 咪癲到咁勻循
呀!你 經已一張幾
咪話係你老竇教壞你

我講o野要望實我
做錯要認,打要企定
世間事如此 如此就係世間
你再喊我就炳到你阿媽都唔認得

哼!
刷刷刷 牙牙牙 換套睡衣
乖乖o地 上去瞓 要晚禱
要記得 愛你的

然後 明日我o地又再o黎過
你媽份工係從來冇停過
你不需要知道真相

原因 簡單 簡單 不過
我講晒 我講晒 我講晒 我話事
你媽媽,媽媽,媽媽,媽媽,媽媽!!
係咁!