Thursday, June 24, 2010

Uncle Plumber



uncle tries to repair the tap... and he ends up destroying the house.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Beijing Girl Will Pay You To Watch World Cup With Her



WILL YOU LIKE TO TAKE UP THE JOB??

A girl named KK is looking for a high-quality man to accompany her to the World Cup for an one month period of happiness. She likes football matches but doesn't really understand the game and especially likes the big, handsome players. Here are the specific requirements you must possess:

1. You have to be a guy, a guy who understands football.
2. Your occupation, status, salary don't matter at all.
3. Your age has to be between 20 and 40, if you're too old or too young, she can only bid you "I'm sorry".
4. While you two are together, you have to accompany her to see the football matches and only the matches that she likes. If your preferences are in conflict with hers, then, you must obey her wishes. If she says it's right, then it's right.
5. You must know how to cook, and cook many many delicious things. Also, after eating, it's your responsibility to clean the dishes.
6. You have to be able to drink, and be able to drink a lot.
7. You must be straightforward, so no men from Shanghai.
8. You must be warm.
9. You must enjoy sports.
10. Mostly importantly, you must wash your feet at least two times a day (smelly feet is disgusting).

If you're fortunate enough to be selected, you will be compensated 1000 RMB per day, that's 1000 RMB! If interested, please submit your photo and CV to her personal email, KKbest8@sina.cn

Lastly, her declaration: South Africa World Cup is the beginning of our romance, the end of the world is our finale.

Thank you everyone! If you're not serious, don't bother. *KISS* She's waiting for you, hurry up!
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Noteworthy things:
1000 RMB to 1500 RMB is the average salary of a person in many parts of China.
1000 RMB to 1500 RMB is about $146 to $220 US dollars.
For the Americans who don't know, football means soccer to the rest of the world.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Prank Phone Call - Dublin School Demolition



Becky calls a local demolition company in Dublin. But it's no ordinary job. She wants to demolish her school with her teachers in it.

This was a prank, not a real call

Friday, May 28, 2010

Good designed furniture



Very well designed furniture to fit into small houses
the space required is very much reduced with the design

Thursday, May 20, 2010

@Google & YouTube present A Conversation with Conan O'Brien



Conan O'Brien may have been "legally prohibited from being funny on television," but thanks to TBS he'll be back on the air very soon. Conan and Andy Richter stop by Google's Mountain View, CA headquarters for a morning of hilarity. This event took place on May 5, 2010.

Conan Christopher O'Brien is an American television host and comedian. He served as host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien from 1993 to 2009, followed by The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien from 2009 to 2010. Prior to his hosting career, O'Brien was a writer for Saturday Night Live and the animated series The Simpsons.